Funny Quote by Groucho Marx Download Open image “I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.” — Groucho Marx ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
This club is for members only. But once you join, membership lasts for an eternity. — Ellen Schreiber Copy Share Image
“Why would you want to join a club that does not want you as a member? If a club does not want you as… — Jesaja Senones Copy Share Image
“There is a club in this world that you do not join knowingly. One day you are just a member. It is “The life… — John Passaro Copy Share Image
“Many of us live in denial of who we truly are because we fear losing someone or something-and there are times that if we… — Dennis Merritt Jones Copy Share Image
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
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