Humor Quote by Groucho Marx Download Open image ““Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.”” — Groucho Marx ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Do what makes you want to get out of bed every day. There’s no sense in doing something that makes your life mundane.” — Lola Stark Copy Share Image
“There are a lot of things in life other than having sex, but none of them worth wasting a minute.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“It's not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Son, if you’re not going to do it right, it’s not worth doing at all.” — Rick Rigsby Copy Share Image
“It's better to be in the bed that broke than always to sleep alone.” — Catharina Ingelman-Sundberg Copy Share Image
“Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it.” — Elias Schwartz Copy Share Image
“Of all things possible, the impossible is the only one worth skipping sex for.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It is not really hard to do nothing. Many can. The hard part is doing nothing without feeling guilty about it.” — Haim Shapira Copy Share Image
“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished.” — Nelson DeMille Copy Share Image
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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