Chairs Quote by Erma Bombeck

If God had meant for us to be naked, we'd have been born that way.

— Mark Twain

If God wanted us to be naked, why did he invent sexy lingerie?

— Shannen Doherty

I'd rather be in this wheelchair knowing God than on my feet without him.

— Joni Eareckson Tada

If we have never had the experience of taking our commonplace religious shoes off our commonplace religious feet, and getting rid of all the…

— Oswald Chambers

No doubt about it, Lawrence Decker was the reason God had invented nakedness.

— Suzanne Brockmann

“What follows is very simple but revolutionary. If a carpenter makes a chair, he can leave it and the chair will not cease to…

— Frank Sheed

When I go, God's going to have to give up his favourite chair.

— Brian Clough

If God did not exist, he would have to be invented.

— Anonymous

A chair is the first thing you need when you don’t really need anything, and is therefore a peculiarly compelling symbol of civilization. For…

— Ralph Caplan

If God didn't want man to hunt, He wouldn't have given us plaid shirts.

— Johnny Carson

O Lazy bones! Dost thou think God would have given thee arms and legs, if he had not design'd thou should'st use them?

— Benjamin Franklin

If there were no God, he would have to be invented.

— Fyodor Dostoevsky