Lunch Quote by Erma Bombeck

Did you know that 10% of all Americans have not had sex in 5 years? I didn't know there were so many Republicans.

— Jay Leno

Yeah, I guess everyone's had a reasonable amount of sex in their lives, some less than others.

— Josh Silver

I've only slept with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?

— Elizabeth Taylor

A survey asked married women when they most want to have sex. 84 per cent of them said right after their husband is finished.

— Jay Leno

I just don't think a lot of Republicans like it when single women have sex.

— Bill Maher

50% of all married people are women

— Yogi Berra

“The average adult has had sex innumerable times more than they have formed an opinion of their own.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

From early Colonial days, sex life in America had been based on the custom of men supporting women. That situation reached its heyday in…

— Anita Loos

“The key to successful extramarital sex, therefore, was discretion. Mrs. Patrick Campbell, perhaps the most outspoken woman in polite society, said dryly: “It doesn’t…

— William Manchester

62% of women check phones during sex. 38% of women are wondering what's wrong with their service.

— Nikhil Saluja

People don't need sex so much as they need to be listened to.

— Jane Wagner

When I was meeting people in L.A., guys always thought if they paid for dinner, they deserved a blow job. But generally, I'll say…

— Katy Perry