Quote by Erma Bombeck Download Open image ““arms weren’t flabby. He never used to yell at”” — Erma Bombeck ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“One day when I'm a physical therapist or whatever, I'll get to take care of your rickety, old body when your arm wears out… — Harper Bentley Copy Share Image
“The train braked. Five-minute stop. The man got off. All very ordinary, of course. But still. Flore came back, passed by me. She touched my arm, returned to her seat. I could have ripped my arm off. You don't need two arms. One good arm, fine, and the other one, the one she'd just touched, in formaldehyde. On the mantelpiece.… — Christian Oster Copy Share
“chair wouldn’t rock. So I heaved myself from side to side. It still didn’t move. I gripped the arms and jerked myself around and… — Jack Gantos Copy Share Image
“How could someone with a bloody rag around their arm look that confident? Because he could sing someone to death?” — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
“I was hammered by either a flying body tackle or an unnecessarily aggressive hug.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Good. I need to arm up. All I’ve got is a gun with four bullets, and it’s a really embarrassing gun.” — Craig Schaefer Copy Share Image
“Sometimes he looks at his arms and is filled with a self-hatred so fiery that he can barely breathe: much of what his body… — Hanya Yanagihara Copy Share Image
To my way of thinking, the American family started to decline when parents began to communicate with their children. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The woman who says, 'My kids are all speaking to one another and they love us' is a psychopathic liar. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
To say, "Well, I write when I really get into it" is a bunch of bull. Put the paper in the typewriter, stare at… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?! — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity.… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
