Birthday Quote by Erma Bombeck

“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.”

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Cats invented self-esteem.

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To my way of thinking, the American family started to decline when parents began to communicate with their children.

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The woman who says, 'My kids are all speaking to one another and they love us' is a psychopathic liar.

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The term 'working mother' is redundant.

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To say, "Well, I write when I really get into it" is a bunch of bull. Put the paper in the typewriter, stare at…

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I used everything you gave me.

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Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?!

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The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight.

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God created man, but I could do better.

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If the nest is truly empty, who owns all this junk?

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Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.

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Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity.…

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“Natales grate numeras? (Do you count your birthdays with gratitude?)”

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May Lord bless you abundantly because a sweetheart like you deserves the best! Have a glorious and memorable Birthday!

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Happy Birthday To Me,I just turned twenty three(23),I want a new Puppy, And I'll name it Julie:) Chocolate cake anyone all I have leftover,,,…

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I've always taken care of myself, and I'm a non-conformist, so I don't accept the negativity that comes with birthdays.

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If you're going to do a job, do it right. If you're going to throw a birthday party, make it amazing. If you're going…

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On Father's Day, we again wish you all happy birthday.

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I got Mary pregnant and man that's all she wrote. And for my 19th birthday, I got a union card and a factory coat.

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