Exploding Quote by Emo Philips Download Open image “The nicest present I ever got was an exploding suppository.” — Emo Philips ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Exploding
What I thought at the moment was the worst thing that could happen was absolutely the biggest gift I've received. — Trey Anastasio Copy Share Image
The best present I've ever given someone is myself. I've given it to everyone. — Jamie Vardy Copy Share Image
My favourite memory was the first time my mum bought me a bubble blower. I must have been the happiest girl in the world… — Debra Stephenson Copy Share Image
The best present I have ever received was when I was about 13 and I got a really cool pair of black fake buffalo… — MO Copy Share Image
The best birthday present I ever got was born 10 minutes before I was. — Bill Kaulitz Copy Share Image
The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I like gifts. Suprises. And as life grew on I started to like suprises less and less. — Babloo Copy Share Image
The worst present I got was when I was 10. I had specifically wished for a Barbie horse. My dad got me a cheap,… — MO Copy Share Image
For my 50th birthday, my cousin Helmut gave me the most profound, beautiful, and striking present. He made books out of my dad's slide… — Juergen Teller Copy Share Image
I was going to buy my girl a Packard car for Christmas, but it took too long to deliver, so I bought her some… — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I give money to Unicef because I like the 'bang for your buck' aspect. Here's $10, go and save 1,000 kids from blindness! — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Libertarians believe consenting adults have the right to do whatever they choose, except band together. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I love England. In fact, they're getting to know me so well at Heathrow Immigration that this time I was able to completely bypass… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I don't know if I was put on this Earth for a purpose or not. But I'm fairly confident that I'll be taken off… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I got a letter from the IRS. Apparently I owe them $800. So I sent them a letter back. I said, If you'll remember,… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
If you're worth over $50m you should have to dress like that guy on the Monopoly box. The super-rich shouldn't get all the benefits… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Race is still somewhat of a taboo in comedy. But if you're a minority, then you can make fun of your own minority. And… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I raised another shot. "That sound you hear is the heads of moral conservatives spontaneously exploding in the distance. — Rob Thurman Copy Share Image
He’d moved toward me again. His hands released mine and moved to my waist, and I noticed I wasn’t the only one breathing heavily.… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
We look at distant exploding stars called supernovae, and we've developed techniques to measure how far away they are and how fast they're moving… — Adam Riess Copy Share Image
So much love, too much love, it is our madness, it is rotting us out, exploding us like dandelion polls. — John Updike Copy Share Image
It's exploding bags, aerosol cans Southbound buses, Peter Pan They left it up to us again I thought you knew the drill It's kill… — Conor Oberst Copy Share Image
See, I will always shop, and that's sort of a problem. Clothes are always exploding out of my closet! — Zoe Lister-Jones Copy Share Image
The increase in the amount of heat in the oceans amounts to 17 x 10^22 Joules over the last 30 years. That is so… — Stefan Rahmstorf Copy Share Image
The empowerment of girls and women is an essential tool to preventing the HIV/AIDS emergency from exploding any further — Ashley Judd Copy Share Image
Could anyone in his right mind speak seriously of any limited nuclear war? It should be quite clear that the aggressor's actions will instantly… — Dmitriy Ustinov Copy Share Image
Anna despises two classes of people: first, those who own their own homes and have cars and families, and second, everybody else. Constantly she… — Elfriede Jelinek Copy Share Image
Have you noticed the debt is exploding? And it's not all because of Medicare. — Ron Paul Copy Share Image
