Code Quote by Emo Philips

I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code.

— Anonymous

I was having a mildly paranoid day, mostly due to the fact that the mad priest lady from over the river had taken to…

— Warren Ellis

I was a paranoid kid.

— Kelly Oubre, Jr

I became paranoid for a long time: I thought that people were out to harm me.

— Jens Lekman

The first time I flew after September 11, I honestly was a little paranoid. As I was going to the metal detector, I was…

— Maz Jobrani

We didn't know if ordinary lunatics or just unstable people on the ground could feel incited to harm me.

— Thuli Madonsela

Theres some kind of dark symbiosis between lunatics and the Postal Service.

— Don Novello

There's some kind of dark symbiosis between lunatics and the Postal Service.

— Don Novello

By the time we hit the streets they were silent and closed in on us, and they had assumed the Nonchalant Look, an expression…

— Susanna Kaysen

I used to be paranoid for a couple reasons.

— Michael Penn

Anyone in the United States today who isn't paranoid must be crazy.

— Robert Anton Wilson

“Most never received messages from solid-state entities, evil or otherwise (although talking to the furniture, overhead light bulbs, lava lamps, and computer screens is…

— Karl Jansen