Buddy Quote by Doug Stanhope

I hate alcoholics and AA (alcoholics anonymous). If you can't drink responsibly, don't drink at all. Don't go to meetings, whine about your character…

— Roseanne Barr

Have you ever been to an AA meeting? No wonder these people are alcoholics - I've never needed a drink more badly in my…

— Chelsea Handler

This Friendship Day, let's pause to remember how empty our lives would be without alcohol.

— Anonymous

How terrible to be alcoholic. You just want to quietly soothe and maybe poison yourself, but you end up poisoning those around you as…

— Jonathan Ames

Recovering alcoholic guys wake up in the morning, and they have to think of a reason to get up, and then, once they're up,…

— Liam Neeson

Time. I'm so fed up with these stupid 'alcoholic' jokes being aimed toward me by the people I care about most...I need new friends.

— Anonymous

Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic…

— Bob Saget

“It's a rare hurt that can stand under the advice, help, and sympathy generated by upwards of thirty people that care. Callahan loses a…

— Spider Robinson

A real friend does not pick up the bill for an addict’s drugs: he packs the friend off to rehab instead. Today, only those…

— Gideon Levy

“I resolved to come right to the point. "Hello," I said as coldly as possible, "we've got to talk." "Yes, Bob," he said quietly,…

— Robert B. Oxnam

Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink the same…

— Doug Stanhope

I hate drugs. I drank a beer once and threw up.

— Mark Henry