Being fed up Quote by Anonymous

I don't need to get drunk to have a good time... I just need drunk friends!!!!!!!!!

— Shanice Love

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm just a serious social drinker.

— E-40

only a complete alcoholic can think life is funny ... any life! ...

— Louis-Ferdinand Celine

“So you're a comedian," he said. "Tell me something funny." "Okay. The great thing about being an alcoholic is that when you're bored at…

— Chelsea Handler

The hardest thing about new friendships is to try to figure out the boundary for jokes

— Ritu Ghatourey

I'm tired of losing all my friends to drugs and alcohol. I'm at the point where I push them away before they push me…

— Blondie

I don't ever wanna drink again, I just, ooh I just need a friend

— Amy Winehouse

I'm sure that being sober all these years accounts for my ill humor.

— Fran Lebowitz

Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.

— Anonymous

Im not funny. Im actually quite a boring person to meet one-on-one. That seems to shock quite a few people who I run into…

— Steve Carell

I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I`m a drunk, we go to parties.

— Anonymous

I'm a recovering alcoholic so I should be home.

— Kenny Hickey