Football Quote by Dennis Miller Download Open image “That receiver was as wide open as Annabel Chong.” — Dennis Miller ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Football Funny Inspirational Love Receiver Wide
I pray that Jimmy Graham passes as a wide receiver. Because at the end of the day, if he passes as a wide receiver,… — Vernon Davis Copy Share Image
The punt returner got smacked like Nancy Kerrigan's knee on souvenir pipe night. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
“The tight sound of Jenks’s wings prompted a flurry of motion, and I watched Bis jam the wad of paper into his mouth and… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
Jimmy Graham over in New Orleans started a whole new type of position almost to where he was trying to get paid like a… — Travis Kelce Copy Share Image
Marvelous Marv was holding down first base. This is like saying Willie Sutton works at your bank. — Jimmy Breslin Copy Share Image
Sugar Ray Leonard was as close as anyone came after Ali to being Ali, but he wasn't Ali. — Dick Schaap Copy Share Image
We cut him off and there was nowhere for him to go but out of bounds ... It's still the greatest move I've ever… — Magic Johnson Copy Share Image
“Let’s not launch into another round of how hot the not-so-new football coach is again, please.” “Excuse me,” a deep voice from behind Annabelle… — Tracy Ewens Copy Share Image
Laughter is one of the great beacons in life because we don't refract it by gunning it through our intellectual prism. What makes us… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
It takes zero politically correct people to screw in a lightbulb because they are perpetually in the dark. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Drop the veneer periodically and be like "OK, I'm an imperfect human. Let's try to get through this." — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
I'm left on a lot of things. If two gay guys want to get married, I could care less. If a nut case from… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
American's could be any more self absorbed if they were made of equal parts water and paper towel. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Nowadays, with history not being taught anymore in American public schools, self-esteem is taking its place. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
I think abortion's wrong, but it's none of my business to tell somebody what's wrong, he said. So I'm pro-choice. I want to keep… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Americans stick their nose where it doesn't belong more than Cyrano de Bergerac giving head. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Dennis Kucinich's politics are more scrambled than Rod Steiger's dream journal. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Somebody call Janet Reno - I think I just saw Donato dragging Doug Flutie into a locker room closet! — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
I have sympathy for any human being that's driven by their limbic part of their brain. We all know that exists in a person. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
The Copa del Rey is a different competition. It is football in its purest form and is different from the continuity of the league. — Michael Laudrup Copy Share Image
With the Capital One Bowl, the average fan might think whoopty do. But if you are a team member, you win that game and… — Kirk Herbstreit Copy Share Image
Football is my passion, and who knows where I will play in the future - you cannot foresee that. — Edinson Cavani Copy Share Image
The last goal I ever scored in professional football was at Goodison Park - a glancing header for Aston Villa in a 1-0 win… — Chris Sutton Copy Share Image
We all have time away from football to get our head down. At the same time it is a very busy schedule. — Reece James Copy Share Image
Everything I have experienced and learned in football led me towards one day becoming a coach. — Roberto Carlos Copy Share Image
I think a big part of success in football is mental, not physical. How you are inside your head matters more. — Iker Casillas Copy Share Image
