Dental Quote by David Sedaris

There is never hesitation about doing stand-up. It's just me doing my thing.

— Hal Sparks

We did some camera tests blacking it out, we made a prosthetic with a gap in it, but that made me look like a…

— Ed Helms

I realize as I get older that stand-up is a huge part of who I am. I think I'll do it for the rest…

— Judy Gold

I've definitely seen people get angry or really uncomfortable with stuff I've made in the past. And my stand-up, if you could call what…

— Brett Gelman

“Is your nasty natural?" I heard myself asking. "Or did you get it implanted?”

— melissa jensen

I don't enjoy doing stand-up. I see it as being like exercise: I feel good about it after I've done it.

— Jessie Cave

I've actually never done standup before.

— Jane Lynch

I don't like doing stand-up, because I don't like standing up.

— Jo Brand

When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, "Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.

— Zach Galifianakis

“Is your nasty natural?" I heard myself saying. "Or did you get it implanted?”

— Melissa Jensen

I've never done stand-up in my life. I don't know if that's entirely interesting, but I came up in improv.

— Sam Richardson

I've never considered stand-up. Luckily I'm given great lines to say. I'm not sure how great my timing would be if I actually had…

— Emma Caulfield