Quote by Darynda Jones Download Open image ““You mess with the reaper, you get the scythe”” — Darynda Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“Which is sharper? The hatchet that cuts down dreams? Or the scythe that clears a path for another?” — Pam Muñoz Ryan Copy Share Image
“We were never properly introduced," I said in a vicious purr. "I'm the Red Reaper, and you're dead.” — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“To them he’s the slightly less frightening alternative to the grim reaper.” — Kat Kruger Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
