Quote by Darynda Jones Download Open image ““I have a perfect body, it's in my trunk. T-shirt”” — Darynda Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Theres nothing sexy about skin and Bone, Urgh, you gotta have some junk in the trunk” — amy lee Copy Share Image
“He’s wearing a totally normal T-shirt from the mall or whatever, but it hangs on him like the shirt has fulfilled its sole mission… — Amy Spalding Copy Share Image
“Now, I know some women have issues with their bodies. Maybe you've got a little extra junk in the trunk? Get over it. Doesn't… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“With that shirt you have on, you remind me of what you look like with no shirt on.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There is a piece of clothing thrown on the floor in the shape of what I look to myself.” — Chelsea Martin Copy Share Image
“She probably thinks I have the clothes of a millionaire. And I do, but they’re still on his body, which is still in the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I have to go around with my shirt open so that I have enough room for my chest.” — Laura Hillenbrand Copy Share Image
“Babe, your clothes. Shit. But you work ‘em and you do because you’ve got one serious fantastic body, your hair is even better and… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
