Humor Quote by Darynda Jones

“The doctors called it a nervous breakdown. I called it a revelation.”

— Caspar Vega

“There’s a saying in medicine that no one is dead until they are warm and dead.”

— Sanjay Gupta

“Well, let’s look on the bright side,” I said, deciding he needed a distraction. “Don’t.” “The good news is that we’ll probably be either…

— Joanna Wylde

“the exhaustion and mania of near-death popping in my brain like tiny bubbles.”

— Hugh Howey

“It feels like I have a raging fever, like my insides are melting. This must be what it feels like the moment before you…

— Samantha Schutz

“When I slept outside in winter, it wasn’t unusual for me to wake up blue in the face with icicles on my nose. In…

— Ozzy Osbourne

“The cold was bothering me. You'd think I'd welcome it. But it's something to do with being dead, I guess. You don't feel it…

— Neil Gaiman

“It's not so bad, my darling. Being dead. It's like being alive, only colder.”

— Catherynne M. Valente

“There was nothing I wanted to do more than be unconscious again, wrapped in black, gone away. I was raw. I felt swollen with…

— Gillian Flynn

“-My son was 32 when he died. -Degrees? So he froze to death, huh?”

— Jarod Kintz

“He was dead. I was fixated on the horrid bite wound on my left forearm. For a long time I watched, hypnotized, as the…

— Bobby Adair

“so filled with nervous energy that I can feel the blood pumping through my heart.”

— Christina Baker Kline