Convincing Quote by Dana Gould

I always play with a very high ponytail so that my hair doesn't bother me.

— Garbine Muguruza

There is nothing like instances to grow hair on a bald-headed argument.

— Mark Twain

I'm not built to have a bald head. I've got a huge sniffer.

— Pat McAfee

The hairflip is something that just can’t be taught

— Tim Foreman

Being bald is no fun.

— Maura Tierney

See, I was fine being bald, because I have a good-shaped head.

— Brian Urlacher

There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.

— Martial

Better a bald head than none at all.

— Austin O'Malley

I've still got a brilliant head of hair, which refuses to lay down.

— Rod Stewart

Why do some bald guys grow ponytails? It it the same reason people too old to run always wear track shoes and sweat pants?

— Dana Gould

That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.

— Karl Pilkington

I'm not bald. I'm just taller than my hair.

— Clive Anderson