Grows Quote by Dana Gould

That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.

— Karl Pilkington

I hate boys that have hair longer than mine. How come they get to have stupidly long hair and I cant, plus it looks…

— Anonymous

I always play with a very high ponytail so that my hair doesn't bother me.

— Garbine Muguruza

I love ponytails. I'm a wash-and-go girl.

— Britney Spears

I know what baldness can do to a man. When you see guys with a toupee that should come with a chinstrap, or somebody…

— Joe Buck

I'm very lucky that I have people styling my hair and teaching me how to work with it, but it wasn't always like that.…

— Crystal Renn

You know, I'm an old man, and there's always parts for old bald guys.

— Michael Hogan

Almost everyone is bald. And thats because of what they eat.

— Evo Morales

I've told him to cut off his ponytail. I think it makes him less aerodynamic.

— Arsene Wenger

You rarely get a convincing lecture on playing to your strength from a bald guy with a ponytail.

— Dana Gould

There are schools that have rules against afro puffs. They say it's distracting. But nobody is saying that about a little girl who has…

— A'Lelia Bundles

As everyone who works for me knows, I almost never let the girls wear ponytails on my shows.

— Dan Schneider