Comedy Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

If you can make someone laugh who's dead set against you, that's the first step to winning them over to your side.

— John Waters

I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist.

— Jeff Dunham

So,I was told by a so called,''Friend'' (She is a fake ass hoe nowXD) that this kid didn't like me. So,We were talking,He does…

— Jasmine Laura

“That's the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone having a good fucking laugh.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

I think that sometimes you do something that makes a small group of people laugh, which is all we were trying to do; we…

— John Cleese

I have to laugh at myself.

— Anthony Kiedis

It isn't he who laughs last, but he whose laugh lasts.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.

— Tina Fey

Regardless of what I do, whether I write a book or whether I act or whether I host, I'll always do stand-up comedy because…

— Howie Mandel

“It takes maturity to be able to laugh like a child again.”

— Moffat Machingura

You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it?

— Graham Kennedy

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh?…

— Carol Burnett