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“Divorce is just about change, you know. It's God saying, You need a change. And I'm going to make it so your bank account only has change.” quote by Christopher Titus — Download Open image

“Divorce is just about change, you know. It's God saying, You need a change. And I'm going to make it so your bank account only has change.”

Christopher Titus

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