Driving Quote by Chris Harris

Humor is his defense mechanism, so that would allow me to talk about some serious subjects, but get a lot of hilarious jokes in.

— Judd Apatow

[Arnold Schwarzenegger] is funny. Some great one-liners, some great banter between him and the contestants [on "The Apprentice" ]. And he's good!

— Boy George

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

— Trey Parker

One of the funny lines that Daniel Bryan said in a promo is that he made fun of me for driving in an SUV,…

— Mustafa Ali

“We can’t all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Would you like me to drive so you can manage your social life?” I asked. It came out much snippier than I’d intended, but…

— Wendy Higgins

“If you don’t learn to laugh at yourself, You'll miss out on a lot of good jokes in life.”

— Cody Edward Lee Miller

When you do late-night TV, you do different jokes in the same place every night. When you're on the road as a comedian, you…

— Jay Leno

“Don't be too funny, guys like funny but they don't want to marry a comedian, right? The guy is supposed to be the funny…

— Lindsey Kelk

“Among flippant people the Joke is always assumed to have been made. No one actually makes it; but every serious subject is discussed in…

— C.S. Lewis

“Don’t try to make a joke just to make a joke. Sometimes, as human beings, we so want to fit in and connect that…

— Susan C. Young

Some comedy has turned into, 'Donald Trump's bad, isn't he?' That's a true statement. But where is your joke?

— Michelle Wolf