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- Being the owner of Dachshunds, to me a book on dog discipline becomes a volume of inspired humor. Every sentence is a… — Elwyn Brooks White
- I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes. — Louis Tomlinson
- I almost choke on my popcorn when I hear film stars, who walk on red carpets as much as the rest of… — Julie Burchill
- Lions cannot afford to hunt mice because they literally will starve to death, even if they catch them. Lions and all large… — Newt Gingrich
- How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray. — Demetri Martin
- In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you’re a fat woman, you can play a skinny… — Chris Rock
- I'm not fighting with myself. Oh, my God. That's how I am. You know, the story of the hippo? The hippo comes… — Marat Safin
- A zebra can not change it's spots. — Al Gore