Zebra Quotes

42 quotes by 37 authors

I almost choke on my popcorn when I hear film stars, who walk on red carpets as much as the rest of us do on… — Julie Burchill
Lions cannot afford to hunt mice because they literally will starve to death, even if they catch them. Lions and all large carnivores have to… — Newt Gingrich
How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray. — Demetri Martin
In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If youâ€™re a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If youâ€™re… — Chris Rock
I'm not fighting with myself. Oh, my God. That's how I am. You know, the story of the hippo? The hippo comes to the monkey… — Marat Safin
A zebra can not change it's spots. — Al Gore
Being the owner of Dachshunds, to me a book on dog discipline becomes a volume of inspired humor. Every sentence is a riot. Some day,… — Elwyn Brooks White
I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes. — Louis Tomlinson
I very much like Kenya. It's hard to beat the Masai Mara and the idea of ballooning across it. I have a great time at… — Mark Burnett
...Humans were the only creatures in the world that ate their food cooked. You'd never find a Gorilla frying up some bananas for dinner or… — Dick Gregory
A zebra does not change its spots. — Al Gore
I've eaten sheep's eyes, the still hot meat from a zebra killed by a lion, and maggots which give you 70 calories to the ounce. — Bear Grylls
I played soccer, and I was the kid who ran the wrong way, or I was pretending to be some sort of zebra and I… — Johnny Weir
I turned around, stepped over the Zebra and threw myself overboard. — Yann Martel
There's no limit to how much you'll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go. — Dr. Seuss
Somewhere, the zebra is dancing. — Garth Stein
Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef… — James Patterson
I asked the Zebra, are you black with white stripes? Or white with black stripes? And the zebra asked me, Are you good with bad… — Shel Silverstein
I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it. — Steven Wright
I stand in the center aisle of the auditorium, a wounded zebra in a National Geographic special, looking for someone, anyone to sit next to.… — Laurie Halse Anderson

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