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Your First Quotes by Jack Handey
- If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity 'happen.'
- If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.
- If you're a blacksmith, probably the proudest day of your life is when you get your first anvil. How innocent you are, little blacksmith.
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