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- Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and…
- If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
- Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
- Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home.
- It usually helps me write by reading - somehow the reading gear in your head turns the writing gear.
- I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage…
- I'm used to seeing it, but it's weird having an Academy Award. You usually only see one of them on the TV show when they…
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