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Your Quotes by George Carlin
- Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
- May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
- When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
- Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting…
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