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Yesterday Quotes by Jay Leno
- At a press conference yesterday NASA announced that 2005 was the hottest year on record. It is so hot, and global warming is so bad,…
- Yesterday President Obama said, 'We can't continue to treat tax money like monopoly money.' Oh really - how come all those guys on Wall Street…
- Yesterday all five living presidents gathered for the opening of the George W. Bush presidential library in Dallas. Well, six living presidents if you count…
- President Obama was in India yesterday visiting our jobs. Tomorrow he goes to China to visit our money.
- Yesterday morning Facebook was temporarily offline, leaving millions of workers unable to do anything except their jobs.
- According to federal reports filed yesterday, the Obama campaign spent more money than they raised in the month of May. They spent more money than…
- Yesterday, Saddam Hussein got 100 percent of the vote. Well, that's according to Saddam's campaign manager, Jeb Hussein.
- I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'
- President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in a couple of strokes.
- I went into McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." And the girl behind the counter says, "Would you like fries with that?"
More Yesterday Quotes
- Tomorrow is nothing, today is too late; the good lived yesterday. — Marcus Aurelius
- I actually regard Facebook as a huge bore, but I cannot refrain from participating in it. I guess I crave the feeling… — Roseanne Barr
- My dresses are for women of all different shapes and sizes. Actually, the one I tried on yesterday was the one Jennifer… — Victoria Beckham
- The man for whom time stretches out painfully is one waiting in vain, disappointed at not finding tomorrow already continuing yesterday. — Theodor Adorno
- I made 50 million bucks yesterday. That's a flameout I could get used to. — Conrad Black
- If you want to understand today, you have to search yesterday. — Pearl S. Buck
- The investor of today does not profit from yesterday's growth. — Warren Buffett
- My two grandmothers both died of cancer, so I understand how painful and difficult this disease is on the entire family. My… — Gisele Bundchen
- To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. — John Burroughs
- The deliberate and deadly attacks which were carried out yesterday against our country were more than acts of terror. They were acts… — George W. Bush
- And what I like about it is it makes me happy and I think it makes a lot of people happy to… — Nicolas Cage
- What the president announced yesterday, is that somehow magically, if we just continue to prime the pump of taxpayer dollars, we're going… — Eric Cantor