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Year Quotes by Steven Wright
- Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
- Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I…
- I never even thought of myself as deadpan until someone wrote an article about me about a year after I was doing comedy. There was…
- When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15 years, he's gonna be doing…
- The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, 'Tell me about some of the people who were here last year.
- When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time…
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- Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside… — Lance Armstrong
- Democracy is not something you put away for ten years, and then in the 11th year you wake up and start practicing… — Chinua Achebe
- If those who are the enemies of innocent amusements had the direction of the world, they would take away the spring, and… — Honore de Balzac
- If Republicans are aiming for the heart, for compassion, the last thing they should do is abandon the sanctity of life. Instead,… — Gary Bauer
- It had not seemed to matter that Rose was only eight years old. "More than eight," said Rose. "Nearly nine." "Darling Rose,… — Hilary McKay
- I think its so damn funny when my 3 year old sister says bitch. and when I say it I ggetin trouble?… — Patience
- Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next… — Neil Armstrong