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Would Quotes by Steven Wright
- Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
- If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
- If God dropped acid, would he see people?
- If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
- Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'
- I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up.
- I thought I would be a guy on the radio.
- Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I…
- I always thought Johnny Carson was just brilliant, and I used to watch him and all the comics that would be on the show every…
- I feel very lucky to make a living from my imagination; I'm very grateful for that. I like that what I do is create. I'm…
- I liked school, but I used to dread those moments when the teacher would call me up to give an oral report. I forced myself…
- In a lot of ways, success is much harder than I thought it would be. I figured that you'd get here and then everything would…
- My mother is from another time - the funniest person to her is Lucille Ball; that's what she loves. A lot of times she tells…
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