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Witty Quotes by Dave Barry
- The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
- It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
- Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.
- I will vote for the first candidate who promises to use nuclear missiles against LinkedIn.
- You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
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