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Wise Quotes by Jack Handey
- It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Martha cook up about a hundred drumsticks, the the guy at the…
- The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lay down on some…
- Anybody who has an identity problem had better wise up and get with the program!
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