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Why Quotes by Steven Wright
- Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- George Carlin's album, 'Class Clown,' came out when I was in high school. I memorized a lot of that album. I'd come home from school,…
- Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
- Why are they called buildings when they’re already finished? Shouldn’t they be called builts?
- Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic�
- Why isn’t the word “phonetically†spelled with an “f�
- Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
- Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?
- Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
- Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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