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Were Quotes by Steven Wright
- I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
- If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
- If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
- There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.
- Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'
- I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage…
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- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
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- We thought we were running away from the grownups, and now we are the grownups. — Margaret Atwood
- No poet or novelist wishes he were the only one who ever lived, but most of them wish they were the only… — Wystan Hugh Auden