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Went Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.
- She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history.
- One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to…
- I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster.
- I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.
- The sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there!
- What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.
- A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
- I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
- My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
- In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
- One woman I was dating called and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
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