"I'm not a sexy guy. I went to……" — Rodney Dangerfield
"I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price."
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181 Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield has 181 quotes on this site.
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk…
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What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
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I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
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Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to…
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My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
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I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent…
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I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
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I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
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I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that…
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My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk,…
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
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You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.
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The end of my addiction to fame happened at the exact moment 'Roseanne' dropped out of the top ten, in…
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I live in constant fear of being fired or dropped for that dark part of my work I can't control.
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I dropped out of Oxford, and now I only speak Russian with the woman who gives me a bikini-wax. See…
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I'm not the most loathsome man in the world. I've dropped to number nine.
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I think God gave every one of us a cell phone, we just dropped it.
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In 1847 I gave an address at Newton, Mass., before a Teachers' Institute conducted by Horace Mann. My subject was…
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They say the Pharaohs built the pyramids Do you think one Pharaoh dropped one bead of sweat? We built the…
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Over the next two years UNICEF will focus on improving access to and the quality of education to provide children…
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Finally I almost dropped gymnastics because I couldn't live without create, and you know, and then, all public in the…
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Tonight go to sleep as though your whole past has been dropped. Die to the past. And in the morning…
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In reality, we can prove that the incidents of drug, alcohol abuse and violence have dropped dramatically among professional athletes…
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