"My cousins gay, he went to London only……" — Rodney Dangerfield
"My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock."
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181 Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield has 181 quotes on this site.
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk…
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What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
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I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
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Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to…
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My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
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I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent…
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I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
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I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
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I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that…
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My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk,…
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
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You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.
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Baseball may be our national pastime, but the age-old tradition of taking a swing at Congress is a sport with…
— Evan Bayh
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The first movie I saw - and I don't know if it influenced me - was Ben Hur. We watched…
— Roberto Benigni
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Now that the Court has declared money to be speech, I say we replace the current Court with some Ben…
— Elayne Boosler
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The danger of leaving overwhelming wealth and power in the grasp of a small minority is a lesson that leaders…
— Graydon Carter
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I'm learning English at the moment. I can say 'Big Ben', 'Hello Rodney', 'Tower Bridge' and 'Loo'.
— Cher
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Ben Battle was a soldier bold, and used to war's alarms, But a cannon-ball took off his legs, so he…
— Thomas Hood
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His [Ben Okri's] work poses very serious questions for the twenty-first century. Among them: To what extent will we allow…
— Aberjhani
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Ostwald was a great protagonist and an inspiring teacher. He had the gift of saying the right thing in the…
— Wilder Dwight Bancroft
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The three things I fear most in golf are lightning, Ben Hogan and a downhill putt.
— Sam Snead
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The great Jack Nicklaus summed things up neatly during a charity match on the Old Course at St. Andrews where…
— Sean Connery
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One of the people who most influenced me was Ben Shapiro, a marketing professor at the business school. He used…
— Thomas G. Stemberg
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The atmosphere of the home is prolonged in the school, where the students soon discover thatin order to achieve some…
— Paulo Freire
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