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Jim Gaffigan has 99 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Oh great, socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They'll go great with my…
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Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.
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There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'.
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Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.
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Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.
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Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent.
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Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.
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It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.
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Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at…
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Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.
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There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get to it.…
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If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house?
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I was a weirdo to want to be in show business. Most kids wanted to be teachers or nurses.
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If I’m as normal as I think I am, we’re all a bunch of weirdos.
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Sometimes I feel like the kid left out - the weirdo with the silver hair that no one likes to talk to.
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I'm a weirdo. I don't leave the house unless I have to.
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In the past, I’ve had my share of good reviews, but it’s always the crazy, scary, weirdo guy. I don’t even know…
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As time goes on, I will play characters who get older: I don't want to be some Botoxed weirdo.
— Jodie Foster
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I am discounting reports of UFOs. Why would they appear only to cranks and weirdos?
— Stephen Hawking
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I've been a weirdo since I was a kid.
— Mary Lynn Rajskub
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I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with the muumuu.
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For a year, I had all sorts of weirdos coming on to me.
— Boris Becker
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[Alan Berg's] memory haunts many people, even those who never heard him on the radio, because his death could be read as…
— Roger Ebert
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