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Way Quotes by Steven Wright
- I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.
- I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
- I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.
- I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
- I wear a hat on stage so that people won't be blinded by the reflection from my head. Also, if I don't wear a hat,…
- I've been thinking of humorous things since I was... I can't remember when. All the way through elementary school, all the way through junior high,…
- In a lot of ways, success is much harder than I thought it would be. I figured that you'd get here and then everything would…
- When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say it…
- Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
- Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn’t pay for.
- I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there.
- What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
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