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More Cholesterol Quotes

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• It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. — Dave Barry
• Every chef I know, their cholesterol is through the roof. And mine's not so great. — Anthony Bourdain
• I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of… — Denis Leary
• Cholesterol to go with alcohol; all the bad things in English-speaking life end in -ol. — Padgett Powell
• Cholesterol has nothing to do with heart disease. Nothing wrong with saturated fats. — Rush Limbaugh
• I don't understand why asking people to eat a well-balanced vegetarian diet is considered drastic, while it is medically conservative… — Dean Ornish
• It’s not the plant-based foods that will make you ill, it’s the meat and the liquid meat (i.e.: dairy) that… — Rip Esselstyn
• Everybody goes to clinics, to hospitals, to doctors, and so on. Some people go to Planned Parenthood. But you don't… — Jon Kyl
• For women, the higher their cholesterol is, the longer their life; there’s a direct relationship between the two. Your cholesterol… — Unknown Author
• And if you have high cholesterol, you would feel the same as if you had low cholesterol because there are… — Mark Spitz
• I wasn't able to lower my cholesterol so they put me on a statin drug. It is called lipitor. I… — Mark Spitz
• I don't worry about protein. I don't worry about all that. I'm from old school. I grew up in south… — Herschel Walker

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