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Way Quotes by George Carlin
- May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
- Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense!
- The best thing about living at the water's edge: You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come this way you…
- They'll get it all from you sooner or later 'cause they own this f**kin' place. It's a big club and you ain't in it. You…
- And this should go without saying. That's why I'm going to say it: Drinking and driving don't mix. Do your drinking early in the morning…
- The owner of a Florida massage parlor has been arrested by police. "There weren't any serious violations," said the officers, "she just rubbed us the…
- I'm never critical or judgmental about whether or not a movie is any good. The way I look at it, if several hundred people got…
- No, there's no God, but there might be some sort of an organizing intelligence, and I think to understand it is way beyond our ability.…
- In TV today, you can say I pricked my finger, but you can't say it the other way around.
- How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelet? Are we so much better than chickens all of…
- If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?…
- I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them…
- The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.
- I, myself, have killed six people. All random, all undetected, no way to trace them to me. And, let me tell you, there's nothin' like…
- So I do have this ambivalence. Obviously I'm against militaries, because of what militaries do. In many ways though, the air force was unmilitary-like. They…
- Government want to tell you things you can't say because they're against the law, or you can't say this because it's against a regulation, or…
- The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What…
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