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- The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on…
- I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
- I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
- Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're looking for. Conservatives want live…
- The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren't quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a…
- Why do they bother with a suicide watch when someone is on death row? "Keep an eye on this guy. We're gonna kill him, and…
- Like on the airlines, they say they want to 'pre-board'. Well, what the hell is 'pre board'? What does that mean? To get on before…
- You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork.…
- The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a handful insurance companies, there are…
- There's a reason education sucks, and it's the same reason it will never ever ever be fixed. It's never going to get any better. Don't…
- Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking, they want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and just dumb enough…
- Avoid people with gold teeth who want to play cards
- Even in a fake democracy, people ought to get what they want once in a while.
- If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.
- Keep in mind, the news media are not independent; they are a sort of bulletin board and public relations firm for the ruling class-the people…
- Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And…
- Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
- There's this man who lives in the sky, and he has ten things he doesn't want you to do, and you'll burn for a long…
- People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
- I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered…
- I, myself, have killed six people. All random, all undetected, no way to trace them to me. And, let me tell you, there's nothin' like…
- So I want to thank the Pentagon, the Soviet Union and the military-industrial complex from the bottom of my heart. Without them, I could never…
- Government want to tell you things you can't say because they're against the law, or you can't say this because it's against a regulation, or…
- I think we’re part of a greater wisdom that we will ever understand; a higher order, call it what you want. Know what I call…
- When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*ck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't…
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