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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the…
— Mark Helprin
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First of all, it's a curse. Voodoo. As soon as a guy gets put on the cover of The Hockey News, it's…
— Dean Lombardi
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I don't know about voodoo, but I believe in destiny.
— Drew Brees
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All voodoo, nonsense, hokum, a hoax.
— Michele Bachmann
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My true belief about Rock 'n' Roll--and there have been a lot of phrases attributed to me over the years--is this: I…
— Little Richard
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Neo-Hoodoo is the 8 basic dances of 19th century New Orleans' Place Congo- the Calinda the Bamboula the Chacta the Babouille the…
— Ishmael Reed
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The big thing we are working on now is the global warming hoax. It's all voodoo, nonsense, hokum, a hoax.
— Michele Bachmann
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I don't like to say that my kitchen is a religious place, but I would say that if I were a voodoo…
— Pearl Bailey
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Voodoo doll belong in the house of voodoo.
— Marie Laveau
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... with Voodoo Child somebody was filming when we started doing that. We did that about three times because they wanted to…
— Jimi Hendrix
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Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.
— Jack Handey
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They basically ask their engineers to volunteer some probability figures, then they take the average. This is not science. This is voodoo,
— Michio Kaku
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