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Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain unless you've used up all the other four-letter words.

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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)
I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more…
The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than…

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Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain unless you've used up all the other four-letter words. — W.C. Fields
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