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Us Quotes by Joan Rivers
- We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us.
- If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
- Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.
- I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
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