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- Adults can take a simple holiday for Children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight… — Erma Bombeck
- I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egypt, on thing you would constantly find yourself telling people would be,… — Jack Handey
- We see a newborn moth unwrapping itself and announce, Look, children, a miracle! But let an irreversible wound be knit back to… — Leif Enger
- I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it,… — Steven Wright
- One young woman's tribute describes unwrapping her cadaver's hands and being brought up short by the realization that the nails were painted… — Mary Roach
- The thing about Wes," Delia said to me, unwrapping another package of turkey, "is that he thinks he can fix anything. And… — Sarah Dessen
- Life is a gift. We are slowly unwrapping it. You have ten fingers and ten toes, but only one heart and one… — Justin Lee Riner