Unwrapping Quotes
7 quotes by 7 authors
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Adults can take a simple holiday for Children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children…
— Erma Bombeck
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I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egypt, on thing you would constantly find yourself telling people would be, "Be sure, before…
— Jack Handey
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We see a newborn moth unwrapping itself and announce, Look, children, a miracle! But let an irreversible wound be knit back to seamlessness? We won't…
— Leif Enger
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I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a…
— Steven Wright
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One young woman's tribute describes unwrapping her cadaver's hands and being brought up short by the realization that the nails were painted pink. "The pictures…
— Mary Roach
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The thing about Wes," Delia said to me, unwrapping another package of turkey, "is that he thinks he can fix anything. And if he can't…
— Sarah Dessen
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Life is a gift. We are slowly unwrapping it. You have ten fingers and ten toes, but only one heart and one soul. Sometimes it…
— Justin Lee Riner
Who Wrote These Unwrapping Quotes
7 authors contributed a total of 7 Unwrapping Quotes as follows: