Unwrapping Quotes

7 quotes by 7 authors

• Adults can take a simple holiday for Children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children… — Erma Bombeck
• I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egypt, on thing you would constantly find yourself telling people would be, "Be sure, before… — Jack Handey
• We see a newborn moth unwrapping itself and announce, Look, children, a miracle! But let an irreversible wound be knit back to seamlessness? We won't… — Leif Enger
• I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a… — Steven Wright
• One young woman's tribute describes unwrapping her cadaver's hands and being brought up short by the realization that the nails were painted pink. "The pictures… — Mary Roach
• The thing about Wes," Delia said to me, unwrapping another package of turkey, "is that he thinks he can fix anything. And if he can't… — Sarah Dessen
• Life is a gift. We are slowly unwrapping it. You have ten fingers and ten toes, but only one heart and one soul. Sometimes it… — Justin Lee Riner

Who Wrote These Unwrapping Quotes

7 authors contributed a total of 7 Unwrapping Quotes as follows:

• 1 Unwrapping Quote by Erma Bombeck
• 1 Unwrapping Quote by Jack Handey
• 1 Unwrapping Quote by Leif Enger
• 1 Unwrapping Quote by Steven Wright
• 1 Unwrapping Quote by Mary Roach
• 1 Unwrapping Quote by Sarah Dessen
• 1 Unwrapping Quote by Justin Lee Riner