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Twice Quotes by Steven Wright
- I have two pairs of reading glasses. One pair is for reading fiction, the other for non-fiction. I've read the Bible twice wearing each pair,…
- The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows.
- If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
- I had amnesia once or twice.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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- The sad truth is that opportunity doesn't knock twice. — Gloria Estefan