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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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There's no taking trout with dry breeches.
— Miguel de Cervantes
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Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk.
— Henry David Thoreau
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It helps to resign as the controller of your fate. All that energy we expend to keep things running right is not…
— Anne Lamott
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To me heaven would be a big bull ring with me holding two barrera seats and a trout stream outside that no…
— Ernest Hemingway
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Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing.
— Ben Hecht
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I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout.
— Joan Rivers
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I felt like Eartha Kitt. I'm serving fish, honey, and this ain't trout.
— Jujubee
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On a hot day in Virginia, I know nothing more comforting than a fine spiced pickle, brought up trout-like from the sparkling…
— Thomas Jefferson
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I'm in this absolutely gorgeous manor house with acres of quite beautiful countryside. I've got trout in the river, an organic vegetable…
— Jay Kay
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One hundred trout are needed to support one man for a year. The trout, in turn, must consume 90,000 frogs, that must…
— Unknown Author
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In order to create, we draw from our inner well. This inner well, an artistic reservoir, is ideally like a well stocked…
— Julia Cameron
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Agents are probably going to hate me for saying it... You're not very valuable when you're making $20 million. When you're Mike…
— Mark Teixeira
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