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Toys Quotes by Jack Handey
- I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fisherman caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they…
- I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out…
- The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little boy had gotten an old…
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- I'm not a collector. I don't like the toy cupboard syndrome that causes so many good cars to evaporate. — Rowan Atkinson
- I have a fantastic studio in my home, and it's my biggest toy. I have about a half a million dollars worth… — Antonio Banderas
- If you are a gun manufacturer, the product you make is not subject to safety regulation by the Consumer Product Safety Commission.… — Michael D. Barnes
- Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if allowed Would… — Ambrose Bierce
- I kinda see my current position like this: Here's your five minutes in the toy store, so you gotta do all the… — Ben Affleck
- As I see it, fast food outfits have targeted small children with their advertising in a very effective way. You know, it's… — Anthony Bourdain
- Growing up, I didn't have a lot of toys, and personal entertainment depended on individual ingenuity and imagination - think up a… — Terry Brooks
- Boston's freeway system is insane. It was clearly designed by a person who had spent his childhood crashing toy trains. — Bill Bryson
- I'm simply the mom who makes the lunch, drives to school, finds where the toys are, washes the clothes, and I'm here… — Sandra Bullock
- Old friends become bitter enemies on a sudden for toys and small offenses. — Robert Burton
- Innovation is hard. It really is. Because most people don't get it. Remember, the automobile, the airplane, the telephone, these were all… — Nolan Bushnell
- Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight… — Margaret Cho