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Told Me Quotes by George Carlin
- I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
- A woman told me her child was autistic, and I thought she said artistic. So I said, 'Oh great. I'd like to see some of…
- I hate Dr Phil. Dr Phil told me to express my feelings, so I'm expressing them.
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