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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, "Aw, who cares?" And then I think, "Hey, what's…
— Jack Handey
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Don't forget you're alive. 'Cause sometimes when you walk around the city and you're in a bad mood, you can think, hey,…
— Joe Strummer
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The year was 1996, Guy Mariano and I had no clothing sponsors, and at that point in our lives we had purchased…
— Eric Koston
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you…
— Bo Burnham
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The quickest way to defuse fear or insecurity or anger is usually humor. I think comics figure that out quickly, and, once…
— Billy Gardell
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At the end of the day it's got to be a good movie, it's got to be a funny movie, and it's…
— Tom Hanks
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I love being. There's so much wisdom in it. You wake up in the morning and you think, Hey, isn't it great…
— Gwyneth Paltrow
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Maybe I don't need a relationship after all, she thought. Maybe thinking about these conversations was just as good as having them.…
— Chuck Klosterman
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I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think, Hey,…
— Stephen Wright
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